How I Overcame My Vile Pimple Encounter

The other day something occurred that petrified me so much that I thought I would never be the same again. I was sitting there, talking to this really pretty girl that I kind of have this crush on. That’s when the fright began. My friend began smiling at me, and threw me a pocket mirror. And right in the heart of my forehead, as if God had painted it there Herself, was a shocking pimple the size of New York. My friends stood, shrieked, and pointed at me as if I were a pod person from “Invasion Of The Body Snatchers.” As my friend was laughing, he handed me this thing that looked like a staple remover, but in actuality was the most unbelievable blackhead removal tool I have ever witnessed.After that, everybody turned back to watching football.